BLOW THE CANDLES OUT

Monday, 29 April 2013



HOMIES LONDON JUMPER: SUPERCALAFASHIONISTIC  //  COURT SHOES: TOPSHOP  //  PATENT CROC PURSE: VIVIENNE WESTWOOD 
FU*K & C@NT RINGS: I HEARD THEY EAT CIGARETTES  //  VIOLETTA LIPSTICK: MAC  //  PRINTED MESH UNDIES: COS  //  iPAD: APPLE

Yes. I know. I have been the worlds worst blogger. But in my defence there has been a hell of a lot going down in Lolli Town. Not only have I gone and launched my own blinkin' bloomin' website - ladies and gents GIRLSTOLE.COM - I have also been trying very hard not to think about the fact I am turning 28 this week. Yep. I am officially entering the dark side of my twenties. *pauses for dramatic effect* 

What better way to drown the sorrow of sliding towards thirty than by compiling a wish list of bits you'd LOVE for your birthday but definitely can NOT afford?! Anyway here goes:

SUPERCALAFASHIONISTIC HOMIES JUMPER: I have a huge sweet spot for slogan garms and the HOMIES range from GIRL STOLE LONDON brand SUPERCALAFASHIONISTIC hits it. Hard.

TOPSHOP JILTED COURT SHOE: I am a mini girl who loves a midi heel and Topshop's almond toe court shoes are a proper bit of me. I'd like each colour in a size 3 please. Ta muchly.

VIVIENNE WESTWOOD CROC PURSE: It's about time I gots me a new coin carrier and I've had my peepers on HRH Viv Westwood's high-shine wallet for a while. Gold + Patent = Perfect.

IHTEC FU*K & C@NT RINGS: My two favourite words in the English language (apart from 'pies' and 'weekend') in accessory form. I MUST OWN THEM.

MAC VIOLETTA LIPSTICK: Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, completes an outfit or lifts a low mood like adding of pop of colour to your pout. Hello Viloletta. You sexy muthafunka.

COS PRINTED MESH UNDERCRACKERS: Luckily like Shakira my breasts be small and humble and so I am able to adorn them with pretty little pieces of lightweight lingerie. Cool and cute.

BLACK 3GB iPAD: Smaller than my Macbook Pro. Bigger than my iPhone. Cooler than a cucumber. And how I've functioned without one thus far is stranger than fiction.

Which prezzie are YOU getting me then eh???






2 comments

  1. I love the Homies jumper! As if your going to be 28! You definitely don't look it that's for sure x

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